Beware: Porn Detection Stick Might Lay You Bare
The heading of the post looks as if I am going to talk about pornography, which is quite awkward for a tech blog. But we are here to introduce you to a gadget that will expose and embarrass you if you are too much into pornography. I know that most of you teens out there hide your porn collection of photos and videos in some hideous location in your computer, so that nobody can find them. But your life can be disrupted by a new device called “Porn Detection Stick” from Paraben. This device is a USB stick, which can be plugged into any computer, and it can detect illicit images from your hard drive. You can’t also see some porn photos and delete them as it can also scan deleted photos (Don’t know how its working, may be through some data recovery software). Guys have some sigh of relief: It can’t detect pornographic videos present in your computer (only photos), so you can go about watching them.
Porn Detection Stick comes preloaded with porn detection program, which is an advanced image-processing algorithm. It scans images by identifying facial features, flesh tone colors, image backgrounds, body part shapes and more. But it takes lot of time in scanning images. The company claims that you have to spend one and half-hour for scanning 500 GB hard drive containing 70k images. You can purchase it from an online store at a cost of $99.99.
Porn Detection Stick is not just for parents to keep a watch on their kids or also not just for the companies to peek into their employee’s computer but it can also for you guys who love pornography. Duh? Yeah, you can plug this device into any computer and you will be presented with all the pornographic images in front of you without taking any pain to search for it. One device for everyone 
(Twitter: @ AlisonMSmith )
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We have a really great way to avoid being caught using porn. We don’t view it!
(Twitter: @ mayank25may )
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hmm…. What about the rest of us
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Just view it on websites, and yes on Private Browsing mode in Firefox
or incognito in Chrome.
And the caches wouldn’t be saved.
To view it on your harddisk, just delete after watching, delete recent Items, or just don’t track recent items.
If you want to keep it, using an encoding software to archive it such as Winrar, Winzip and also give it a password. Keep your folder hidden.
And the best last thing is to lock your computer every time you don’t use it. just turn on the autmatic lock or sleep. And yes, a password is required.
These are my porn securities, because I like watching JAV.
Lol.
So here is humanity, we have digressed to a state where we have convinced ourselves that sex is inherently bad. Unless between a consenting man and woman, married, of course. I just cannot believe that people self loathe their own sexuality just because THEY are too ugly to tape themselves doing it and make money off of it.
And don’t bring up the religious argument of “purity” Everyone that actually pays attention and went to a secular university, realizes that the downfall of God is close at hand. The idea that a benevolent being would put us on a planet with a Demon, and then tempt us with “free choice” and not even give us a choice, ultimate idiocy.
I think personally that if sex wasn’t under lock and key people would not be making such a big deal out of it. Don’t you guys EVER consider that most sexually liberated countries have WAY fewer sex crimes per capita. Hmmm… nah, we’re right… prohibition is the american way.
Stay outta my business, stay outta my porn, stay outta my life!
(Twitter: @ mayank25may )
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Interesting views Jeremy! I agree that the more you try to prohibit it, more momentum it will gain.
There are porn detector programs you can download online for free (some may be shareware) and then stick them in a cheap $10 USB flash drive from Walmart.
Oh, come on. Photo files are SO 1990s. Anyone who has kept up with advancements in porn technology would only use video anyway.
lmao, what a waste of 100$, you know how much porn that could buy? anyways, porn is like youtube, a lot of stupid stuff, but its hilarious to watch when someone messes up and gets hit in the face with something.